I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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