I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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