i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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