i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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