he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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