fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
