I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
