What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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