I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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