her vagine was all disorganized.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He? As in you personified your dick?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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