I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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