Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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