I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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