i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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