Swine flu. Run for my life!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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