More tranny stories later!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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