a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Enjoy the penises
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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