I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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