We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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