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I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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