when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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