This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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