and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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