So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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