My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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