Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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