This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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