when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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