You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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