champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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