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(720): View more from Colorado

i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.

(864): View more from South Carolina

what

(720): View more from Colorado

nvm

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(703): View more from Virginia

i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day

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(256): View more from Alabama

so my dad walked in on us having sex

(1-256): View more from Alabama

lulz really? why?

(256): View more from Alabama

lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm

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(812): View more from Indiana

there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.

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(562): View more from California

He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.

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(214): View more from Texas

Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick

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(662): View more from Mississippi

If you ever get divorced...would you call me??

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