THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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