Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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