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• (212): View more from New York

  Send those Picts to my email please. From last night

  (941): View more from Florida

  Ps thx for the porn on my phone

  (212): View more from New York

  ;) ur welcome

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here

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• (646): View more from New York

  How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

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• (714): View more from California

  Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.

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  Worser: she offered to clean me up

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?

  (226): View more from Ontario

  Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?

  (647): View more from Ontario

  Oh definitely.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.

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