Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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