ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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