im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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