He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
