I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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