i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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