Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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