I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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