yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You surviving the open bar?
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She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
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