just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The struggles of a small town man whore
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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