Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I wanna passion pit in your ass
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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