id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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