hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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