normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i came on her dog
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
What a dumb baby whore.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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