whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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