just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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