Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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