Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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