did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it because I queefed?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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