So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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