He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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