spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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