Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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